The 2000s: A Decade in Douchebaggery
Dec 31, 2009 at 10:30am
The Aughts might not have been the most prosperous decade for our nation, but there’s one thing we still have an abundance of as we traipse merrily toward 2010: The loathsome subspecies of human known as Douchebaggus Americanus.
Let’s take a stroll down Massengill Lane and see who douched it up the most this decade in our photo gallery, shall we?
And if you think we overlooked anyone, make sure to share your candidates in the comments section!
leave him alone!!! he makes a mistake ok, but he’s sorry!!!
Now HE Is A Douche!
i dunno..i kinda like him now..you have to admit..the dude IS funny..
john mayer a douchebag?well..if he is,he’s one hell of a hot one…
slutadouche…that about sum’s her up in one word…
[quote=nicoleyyy]Now HE Is A Douche![/quote]
amen
i agree! he shudnt be on this list..wid kanye we understnad but please not chris…
he did make a mistake we all do
come on man!
NUMBER ONE DOUCHE OFF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NUMBER ONE DOUCHE OFF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People are saying that he is just trying to help Lindsey but thats like saying McKenzie Phillips dad was just trying to make her fell pretty..
Eww I want to barf..
[quote=tatts09]john mayer a douchebag?well..if he is,he’s one hell of a hot one…[/quote]
I am right there with you tatts!!
Chris Brown should not be forgiven. What he did was absolutely horrible. He is a disgusting person and I don’t think he even deserves to be a celebrity anymore.
#1 biggest douchbag of the year. I hate this man he is so gross.
i love the black shoes the girl in the back is wearing :)
i was sooo obsessed with this dude, and then reality hit me and i realized hes a fag..
”he’d rather make news than report it” TOTALLY.
UGHHH. I pay him the same amount of respect as Milsh*t. I can’t stand this guy.. if we can call him a guy?
Oh, he is so hot and not a douche. Why call him that? What did he do?
Love you Criss.. :)
wtf? he isnt a douchebag. I love him
Leave her alone. She’s not in the tabloids half as much as she used to be. She’s growing.
WHAT??? He is an incredible actor!
some one knows how to quote chelsea handler
yeah why is the girl in the back still smiling ?
chris brown is GAY !
he is a genius ….
i didnt even care enough about this story to listen
needs a shower
his show in vegas sucks ! dont watch it ! a total waste !
he is so stupid.. TAYLOR’s forever
perez is also the most kiss-ass celeb out there. if someone pays him off or becomes his friend, he won’t bag on ‘em anymore. such a fake.
king of douche. when his kids grow up, they’ll probably have to go to therapy thanks to him and his antics.
kanye is a total douche. like really.
taylor swift deserved that award.
sure beyonce was good, but
apprently the people thought
taylor was better so screw him.
he is a douche. remember when he pretended to have lipstick stains all over himself when he came out of a nightclub when he did it himself? HOW he said he didn’t do kristen calvalri on twitter? he’s a douche.
even tough no one cares anymore about her, she still is, as tatts09 said, a slutadouche
i don’t think he’s a douche… well then again… I still think he did not take the whole Rihanna thing seriously enough. I mean what kind of idiot releases an album just a month after his ex-girl did a tell all or national TV about him beating her? He’s so c*cky, he thinks he’s invincible. Well Chris, your not.
he assaulted a chick in a nightclub. he whored out drunk college chicks. he is a douche.
i honestly don’t think he’s a douche. He’s just wierd.
KING OF DOUCHE! HE PUTS JON GOSSELIN TO SHAME!
Agreed- but their therapy will also probably involve the very rational fear that they could grow up to look like him, as well as stress related to his antics. That has got to be one of the ugliest males (or humans really) that I have ever seen in my life. He reminds me of a reconstructed, cheesy, plastic buddha statue sold by those street vendors in Hong Kong- EEEWWWWWWW!! And those women that “date” him, yeah- whatever- just land sharks in it for whatever publicity they can pull- Sure not for his glowing personality or [ahem] “sculptured” body ;) lol- sculptured like a lump of melting fat perhaps?
[quote=lola]Oh, he is so hot and not a douche. Why call him that? What did he do? Love you Criss.. :)[/quote]
i totaly agree with u luv ya girlfriend!!
get it….beat him hahaaa
she’s not growing and we don’t see her as often as we used to only because she just can’t surprise anyone…We’ve seen it all, of U know what i mean -)))
[quote=sierra]i honestly don’t think he’s a douche. He’s just wierd.[/quote] Yep, he ttly is! Suri is more popular and interesting than he is))))
[quote=vpopadiuc87]yeah why is the girl in the back still smiling ?[/quote]
I don’t think anyone realized what was going on quite yet. Even watching it happen on TV, it took a moment or two for the total douchebaggery to fully sink in. Makes me cringe to watch it on all the end of the year re-cap shows even now..
this is a joke, right? I don’t get it, did I miss a scandal or something? Hmm?
king, czar, emperor, leader and most powerful douche-y douche of all douches! YUK! I can’t even look at this guy without gagging. go away spencer, NOW.
He reminds me of a Who from ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’ in this picture.
He’s a talented douche.
what happened???
This should be a picture including his douche wife!
BOTH are douchebags!