The 2000s: A Decade in Douchebaggery

The Aughts might not have been the most prosperous decade for our nation, but there's one thing we still have an abundance of as we traipse merrily toward 2010: The loathsome subspecies of human known as Douchebaggus Americanus.

Let's take a stroll down Massengill Lane and see who douched it up the most this decade in our photo gallery, shall we?

And if you think we overlooked anyone, make sure to share your candidates in the comments section!

 

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  • val
    val

    This woman did nothing but exercise her right to free speech - it is a shame that we effectively censor unpopular opinions inn the way we do now - through social ostracization!

  • val
    val

    After all the kissing and telling he did, you question that he's a douchebag? The guy is the very ESSENCE of douchebag!

  • Save the Language
    Save the Language

    It's "FEEL", not "fell", you dunce.

  • Save the Language
    Save the Language

    People are saying that he is just trying to help Lindsey but thats like saying McKenzie Phillips dad was just trying to make her fell pretty..

  • Claudia Duarte
    Claudia Duarte

    This one should be NUMBER ONE!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    biggest douchebagg in the face of earth, he has no replacement!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    what happened?

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    why ? great actor and hot too!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    he's really sick, look at his face and eyes!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    i can't stand him! he's always trying to call people's attention!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    the queen of douchebaggs!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    what do people find sexy about him?

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    kate is dealing with the kids while he is parting out there! good job!

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    i can't stand this stupid dumbass! he has no talent, why is he famous for?

  • Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña
    Maria Isabel Peña Saldaña

    biggest ***hole in the history!

  • twilight
    twilight

    kanye west is so silly and stupid. Taylor deserved the award. by the way, did you hear, taylor swift and taylor lautner are no longer together.

  • Oblaadee
    Oblaadee

    This should be a picture including his douche wife! BOTH are douchebags!

  • krista
    krista

    what happened???

  • LAG
    LAG

    He's a talented douche.

  • LAG
    LAG

    He reminds me of a Who from 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' in this picture.

  • becky
    becky

    king, czar, emperor, leader and most powerful douche-y douche of all douches! YUK! I can't even look at this guy without gagging. go away spencer, NOW.

  • becky
    becky

    this is a joke, right? I don't get it, did I miss a scandal or something? Hmm?

  • becky
    becky

    yeah why is the girl in the back still smiling ? I don't think anyone realized what was going on quite yet. Even watching it happen on TV, it took a moment or two for the total douchebaggery to fully sink in. Makes me cringe to watch it on all the end of the year re-cap shows even now..

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    i honestly don't think he's a douche. He's just wierd. Yep, he ttly is! Suri is more popular and interesting than he is))))

  • crystalhope
    crystalhope

    she's not growing and we don't see her as often as we used to only because she just can't surprise anyone...We've seen it all, of U know what i mean -)))

  • someoneee
    someoneee

    get it....beat him hahaaa

  • kay;ee3231
    kay;ee3231

    Oh, he is so hot and not a douche. Why call him that? What did he do? Love you Criss.. :) i totaly agree with u luv ya girlfriend!!

  • calandra
    calandra

    Agreed- but their therapy will also probably involve the very rational fear that they could grow up to look like him, as well as stress related to his antics. That has got to be one of the ugliest males (or humans really) that I have ever seen in my life. He reminds me of a reconstructed, cheesy, plastic buddha statue sold by those street vendors in Hong Kong- EEEWWWWWWW!! And those women that "date" him, yeah- whatever- just land sharks in it for whatever publicity they can pull- Sure not for his glowing personality or [ahem] "sculptured" body ;) lol- sculptured like a lump of melting fat perhaps?

  • sierra
    sierra

    KING OF DOUCHE! HE PUTS JON GOSSELIN TO SHAME!

  • sierra
    sierra

    i honestly don't think he's a douche. He's just wierd.

  • sierra
    sierra

    he assaulted a chick in a nightclub. he whored out drunk college chicks. he is a douche.

  • sierra
    sierra

    i don't think he's a douche... well then again... I still think he did not take the whole Rihanna thing seriously enough. I mean what kind of idiot releases an album just a month after his ex-girl did a tell all or national TV about him beating her? He's so c*cky, he thinks he's invincible. Well Chris, your not.

  • sierra
    sierra

    even tough no one cares anymore about her, she still is, as tatts09 said, a slutadouche

  • sierra
    sierra

    he is a douche. remember when he pretended to have lipstick stains all over himself when he came out of a nightclub when he did it himself? HOW he said he didn't do kristen calvalri on twitter? he's a douche.

  • yourmom.
    yourmom.

    kanye is a total douche. like really. taylor swift deserved that award. sure beyonce was good, but apprently the people thought taylor was better so screw him.

  • sierra
    sierra

    king of douche. when his kids grow up, they'll probably have to go to therapy thanks to him and his antics.

  • sierra
    sierra

    perez is also the most kiss-ass celeb out there. if someone pays him off or becomes his friend, he won't bag on 'em anymore. such a fake.

  • surinagatito
    surinagatito

    he is so stupid.. TAYLOR's forever

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    his show in vegas sucks ! dont watch it ! a total waste !

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    needs a shower

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    i didnt even care enough about this story to listen

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    he is a genius ....

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    chris brown is GAY !

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    yeah why is the girl in the back still smiling ?

  • vpopadiuc87
    vpopadiuc87

    some one knows how to quote chelsea handler

  • Megan
    Megan

    WHAT??? He is an incredible actor!

  • Najah
    Najah

    Leave her alone. She's not in the tabloids half as much as she used to be. She's growing.

  • ashleytisdalefan
    ashleytisdalefan

    wtf? he isnt a douchebag. I love him

  • lola
    lola

    Oh, he is so hot and not a douche. Why call him that? What did he do? Love you Criss.. :)

  • F.
    F.

    ''he'd rather make news than report it'' TOTALLY. UGHHH. I pay him the same amount of respect as Milsh*t. I can't stand this guy.. if we can call him a guy?

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    i was sooo obsessed with this dude, and then reality hit me and i realized hes a fag..

  • obsessed
    obsessed

    i love the black shoes the girl in the back is wearing :)

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    #1 biggest douchbag of the year. I hate this man he is so gross.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Chris Brown should not be forgiven. What he did was absolutely horrible. He is a disgusting person and I don't think he even deserves to be a celebrity anymore.

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    john mayer a douchebag?well..if he is,he's one hell of a hot one... I am right there with you tatts!!

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    Eww I want to barf..

  • lizbizz11
    lizbizz11

    People are saying that he is just trying to help Lindsey but thats like saying McKenzie Phillips dad was just trying to make her fell pretty..

  • chocolatebunny
    chocolatebunny

    NUMBER ONE DOUCHE OFF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chocolatebunny
    chocolatebunny

    NUMBER ONE DOUCHE OFF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • danniibammii@live.com
    danniibammii@live.com

    i agree! he shudnt be on this list..wid kanye we understnad but please not chris... he did make a mistake we all do come on man!

  • unknown
    unknown

    Now HE Is A Douche! amen

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    slutadouche...that about sum's her up in one word...

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    john mayer a douchebag?well..if he is,he's one hell of a hot one...

  • tatts09
    tatts09

    i dunno..i kinda like him now..you have to admit..the dude IS funny..

  • nicoleyyy
    nicoleyyy

    Now HE Is A Douche!

  • marta
    marta

    leave him alone!!! he makes a mistake ok, but he's sorry!!!

 
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