Angelina Jolie Nearly Naked!

There, now that we have your attention, here’s the deal: Seems photographer Sean McCall just realized he had some lengthy hot footage and reams of steamy shots of Angelina Jolie from back when she was a yummy woman-child of 16.

Just Jon Voight’s teenage daughter. Pre-Goth, pre-Brad, pre-babes, pre-global awareness… just percolating with the hunger to make it in Hollywood.

In Touch Weekly graciously stepped in to take them off his hands—for a pretty penny, no doubt—and they are proudly splaying the whole lot.

But what’s the backstory here? Who the hell forgets he’s got THAT treasure trove in his closet? Inquiring minds want to know—fess up, ITW.