Tom Cruise Seeing Deep Purple over Pot Club’s Tribute

Duuude, wanna hot tip? Get your weed from a licensed cannabis club in the San Francisco Bay Area, and Tom Cruise can send you sailing!

Unless, according to the New York Daily News, the buzzkill Cruise camp has its way. Ever prickly, the actor’s reps are considering suing over Tom Cruise Purple, a new brand of medical marijuana. What, Tom suing?! Say it ain’t so.

The bud reportedly comes in vials featuring a picture of Cruise laughing maniacally, and one partaker says, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

Chances are TC Purple’s gonna get popped in no time, so get yours before it’s gone, people.