Beyoncé Just Won’t Give It Up

They know we want it, yet both Beyoncé and her music mogul man, Jay-Z, are still keeping any visible sign of their lavish but intimate April 4 Tribeca wedding from our hungry eyes.

The first sighting of the new bride caught her looking more goth than glam in a head-to-toe black and covering her digit in elbow-length fingerless leather gloves. A zoomed-in shot shows no discernible lump under the fabric.

As for Roc-a-Fella, he was out and about in Manhattan on Monday, ringless but smiley. Guess the promise of a $150 million payday can do that to a guy.

We’re fine—for now—if no one’s talking nuptials, but at least throw us a diamond-encrusted platinum crumb.