Britney's erstwhile 'razzo Romeo, Adnan Ghalib, has reportedly been stabbed, according to photo agency JFX.
The pap is said to have sought medical attention in Los Angeles after receiving a nice shiner and lacerations to his face and arm. Oddly, no mainstream sites—as in, AP, People or Us Weekly—have reported the incident, and the LAPD has no record of an altercation.
Ghalib has been the object of scorn ever since he hooked up with his bit of prey, Britney, and appeared to milk it for all its worth. JFX, while acknowledging its Adnan-friendly stance, had this theory: "In the ever growing Adnan-hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world."
Not a bad hypothesis. But how about couple others? Someone's 15 minutes are waning—what's a guy gotta do to spice things up a bit?
Plus, Adnan's been inexplicably hanging with Kathy Griffin of late. Could this all be part of the ultimate Pop Fiction stunt—with us as the punchline?
Socialite Life: Adnan Ghalib Stabbed