Heidi and Spencer Won’t Stop till They Own Us All

Call it altered-reality TV. As America watches Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seethe at each other every Monday on The Hills, the two remain joined at the lip in their quest to collude with photogs.

Now they’re angling for their own show. As in, no Lauren, no Whitney, no Brody—just all Speidi all the time. Losing your lunch yet?

A Page Six source reportedly overheard Svengali Spence pitching the series to MTV honcho Tony DiSanto at New York’s Kobe Club.

“Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer—suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.” Think Newlyweds but without the love.

Though no one has signed on the dotted line, you know it’s coming. And fake or not, you just know you’re gonna watch every vexingly vapid second. Talk about one rocky horror picture show!


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