Natalie Portman Turns Porta-Potty
Natalie Portman and freak-folkie boyfriend Devendra Banhart stepped out in NYC seemingly unaware of the threat of golden showers. But that’s what they got as they stopped to pet a pooch—and it lifted its leg right on her.
Ever the trouper, the woman who would be queen didn’t get, um, pissed. No tantrums for this Ivy Leaguer, she just laughed it off.
But that’ll teach her to wear a cape; doesn’t she know that’s like lunch meat to a canine?
Celebslam: Lucky Dog