Amy Winehouse Just Gives Up Entirely

Amy Winehouse continues to stagger through life. The Grammy-winning songstress/straight-up junkie was recently photographed by British paparazzi blowing a joint at a local pub. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, Ames!

Amy was at the Good Mixer pub in Camden, England, hanging out by the pool tables, toking and chatting up fellow junkie rock star Pete Doherty’s Babyshambles bandmates.

On the evening in question, the British press noted “the singer’s scrawny body, and pale weathered face appeared to confirm that she is again in the grip of a severe dependence on drugs and alcohol.” Ya think?

The tottering scarecrow toddled home at 4 a.m., accompanied by a group of scummy exploiters friends, and realized she had forgotten/thrown away/melted down and shot up her house keys. The only solution? Break into her house through her garage.

Don’t let appearances fool you. Amy has plans. She has allegedly been offered a publishing deal worth 1.2 million pounds to collaborate with jailed hubby Blake Fielder-Civil on a juicy tell-all. That’ll be one bloodstained, burned, spit-on volume of illegible drug scrawling coming to you through Amazon.


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