That Becks Is One Smooth Operator

The headline says it all: “Becks gets a back, sack & crack wax!’

And lest you think, “Oh, those wacky British mags always play fast and loose,” Heat follows through with a photo of seemingly bare-assed David Beckham, um, baring his ass for some manly maintenance.
Okay, so it’s all part of the mag’s piece on artist Alison Jackson’s spoofy celeb shots and her attempt to prove that the eyes do in fact deceive, all part of a new British museum exhibition.

There’s Madonna ironing, Jagger getting his lips plumped, Paris paying off her burly cellmate a buck to clean the metal toilet. It’s stars in compromising positions—who cares if it’s not real?