The World According to Ashton
“I love women,” he says. “I like the way they thinkâï¿½¦the way they flirt by flipping their hair. I’m astounded by the feminine pain threshold (I’ve witnessed childbirth), fragility (PMS is a bitch) and strength (my sister used to beat me up).”
Yeah, he loves him some girlie actionâï¿½¦but he doesn’t like it handed to him. Herein are some of Ashtonâï¿½ï¿½s self-penned rules of nonattraction:
- “I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me”
- “If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much”
- “Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money.”
- “Go outside your comfort zone. If you’re comfortable showing the whole package, show a little less. If you’re not, show a little more.”
Feel better now, girls? You’ll have to fight Demi, but go get him.