Hey, Trouble; L.C. Wants to Get with You

Wanna climb Lauren Conrad’s hills? Well, no guy’s gonna get there by being a gentleman.

Speaking from the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C. over the weekend, the Hills hottie told People, “Nice guys are great to take home to your parents, but you want a guy that keeps you on your toes.”

Stephen Colletti, Brody Jenner, Jason Wahler? All cute—and a bit slimy. And Lauren was a sucker for ‘em all. “It’s a pattern I have,” she says.

Spencer Pratt? Uh—no, that’s taking slimy to a whole ‘nother level.

So, if you’re ready for your close-up, put away those manners, scumbags, and come and grab ‘er.