Hulk Hogan Gets to the Bottom of His Baby Brooke

Whoa, whassup, Hulk Hogan? That bandanna too tight? One too metal chairs to the head? Not much else can explain you thinking it’s okay to feel up daughter Brooke Hogan’s nether-regions while enjoying an L.A. heat wave poolside.

Equally scary is that she seems to like it, despite the (not pictured) presence of her new wisp of a boyfriend Jonathan.

Hulk’s lady love Jennifer McDaniel was in da house, too, but she’s a dead ringer for both his daughter and his storied ex-wife. Maybe daddy can’t tell who the hell he’s slathering.

And oh how this skin is soft as a baby’s butt, wait a minute, it IS a baby’s butt. YOUR baby. Get your damn hands out of her crotch, man!