Seacrest Stokes the ‘Hills’ Fires

It should have been a quick in-studio stop-in with KIIS-FM’s Ryan Seacrest to pump a new episode of The Hills. Minor characters, even Lo Bosworth and old buddy Stephen Colletti, pushing the old company-line “Tune in Monday at 10.”

What no one realized is that Ryan inexplicably LOVES this show so much he thinks he “should be on the MTV payroll.”

So, he pokes and prods, and soon the dirt is flying. Among the mudpiles:

  • Lo learns that despite the nicey-nice to her facer, ShePratt does not like her at all.
  • Stephen is all for bagging Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad and Hayden Panettiere. (Ryan:”Dude, we gotta hang, what are you packing?”
  • Whitney Port is not hot on the show but redeems herself in person.
  • Stephen got a weird vibe off Heidi Montag even back when he first met her long before Laguna Beach.

And then Spencer Pratt called in to address the end of Heidi and Lauren as BFFs:

“There were never rumors, Lo and L.C. weren’t speaking when all this was going on, and I know for a fact she can make things up. The bottom line is I heard L.C. crying about the sex tape Jason Wahler did have and was trying to sell, so many times for six months. Jason and L.C. have this. Heidi tried to get it back. They blame Heidi once it goes public.”

Lo and Stephen stay mum during the call, then let fly. No real answer on why they don’t “just sit down at a restaurant, have a conversation and say life’s too short,” but suffice it to say that ain’t happening.

And so are the real haps on The Hills. Oh, and tune in Monday at 10.