Billy Bob’s Boy Is Bigger Laying Down

TMZ is reporting that the 14-year-old son of actor Billy Bob Thornton is currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a 22-year-old woman.

Allegedly, the ex-boyfriend of the predator informed police that his former girlfriend was dating a minor, resulting in the current “unlawful sex” criminal investigation.

Billy Bob reportedly has been interviewed by the sex-crimes unit, and according to TMZ, his son is being cooperating with the investigation. Under no circumstances would a relationship between a 22-year-old and a 14-year-old be appropriate—unless, of course, the older woman is a cast member on any MTV reality show, in which case they take longer to develop emotionally, so the age difference would be rendered moot.