Lindsay Lohan Rolls up on Nicole Richie’s Baby Daddy

Caught! Here’s a photograph depicting some classic Lindsay Lohan sluttery. She was snapped at Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party in Los Angeles, making serious do-me eyes at Joel Madden.

Madden is currently involved with Nicole Richie, who was either at home with their baby, Harlow, or out shopping for a new dealer.

Lohan better watch herself. Catfight! Richie is known for her sharp tongue, and she has also been all the way down the same trashy road as Lohan. This clash of the trollops could be a rehab all-star battle for the ages.

Joel might not have responded overtly to Lohan’s coke-stare seduction, but it looks like her presence might have cleared up his constipation.

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