Disney Muzzles Miley

Backlash from the Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus topless save for a strategically placed piece of silken fabric has her employer doing serious damage control. Page Six reports that a Disney Channel insider was overhead saying at a Los Angeles luncheon, “The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months.”

Except the megateen is needed to kick off the 2008 Disney Channel Games in Orlando, Florida. So, guess the Mouse House will make an exception just this once.

Besides, isn’t this the same company that spawned now reformed Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera, barely keeping it together Britney Spears and self-made porn model Vanessa Hudgens and a risqué Chinese billboard for Mouse-ears underthings? Sounds like the pot’s calling the kettle oversexed.

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