Janet Bowled Over at GLAAD Media Awards

The woman whose boob popularized the phrase “wardrobe malfunction” nearly underwent another clothing-based humiliation at the 19th Annual Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation Media Awards. Actually, robo-rack’s outfit provided more than one opportunity for embarrassment.

First, Janet Jackson opted to forego a bra in a white pant-suit with a plunging neckline, revealing large enough slices of cleavage to make it look like one false move might launch one of her ladies out of her top and into the limelight. Somehow, her ta-tas remained concealed beneath her pinstripe button-up shirt.

Then, Janet’s voluminous pants sabotaged her exit from the event, causing her to stumble on some stairs as she left the ceremony. Luckily, the Discipline singer had a handler catching her fall so that the pop star didn’t bust her blocky boob job while busting a move.