TomKat to Bring Forth Second Sacrificial Offering

Tom Cruise and his captive wife Katie Holmes are reportedly considering having a second child. Sources say that Katie is feeling “the itch” to get pregnant again. It’s probably just that the implant in her brain has been activated.

“Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, [Katie] said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister,” says a source close to the couple.

Tom is all about this. The more people to convert the better, and toddlers don’t require a lot of wining, dining and trickery.

“He said if Katie wants to make another baby, she doesn’t have to ask twice,” said the pal of the power couple. “He always wanted more. It was Katie who has been holding off. Until now,” the source says.

Keep in mind that Katie recently reported to Gold Base, Scientology’s stronghold in Hemet, California, for a three-day course of purification and auditing sessions. Now she wants to have another kid. You’d agree to get knocked up again, too, to get the hell out of Xenu Camp.