Jessica Alba’s Allure Is More Than Skin Deep
The expectant actress chatted with Allure magazine to promote her comedy with Mike Myers, The Love Guru. This of course means that Jessica Alba is obligated to do a publicity circuit, mining her favorite subject matter—herself. More specifically, Jessica’s talking about her sex appeal and how she’s really so much more multi-faceted than she’s given credit for. What other qualities she possesses remains unclear, since her diversity seems to be the only topic she’s interesting in discussing.
Jessica dropped this startling revelation in the sit-down: “They always play up your sexuality, because that’s what gets men into the theaters…. And I never really gave a s–t about all that stuff!”
Someone please stuff this woman into a fat suit and force her to try and do something mildly entertaining that doesn’t involve having her pants inexplicably ripped off, revealing her pert little tush so that her hidden “talents” become more apparent to the untrained eye.