Dina and Ali: ‘Lindsay Is NOT Camping on Lesbos!’

Desperate stagemom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old bachelor-party-worker-looking daughter Ali appear in a video on ExtraTV.com, speaking about Lindsay Lohan’s lesbianism or lack thereof. 

Dina and Ali are plugging their new E! reality show, Living Lohan, when the interviewer asks them to address the rumors of a relationship between Lindsay and her very close companion, celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson. Ronson has been photographed with a hickey recently, and unless she’s been using the vacuum incorrectly, all signs point to her Paris-perusing pal Lindsay.

Lindsay’s sister seemed repulsed by the question.

“They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say,” she said.

Dina Lohan, however, didn’t exactly deny the allegations.

“Samantha’s an amazing girl,” was her answer. An amazing girl who any sane woman would rush to pull out a dental dam for!

Dina also addressed the constant media scrutiny that the Lohan family courts endures.

“I’ve learned to just deal with it. It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it,” she says.

As for their show, Ali says, “My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.” Until the record skipped, and it was apparent Ali was lip-synching.