‘Maxim’ Says Lauren Is 20% Less Hot Than Heidi

You know how, lately, Lauren Conrad has been acting totally stuck-up and thinks she’s all a better ‘ho than Heidi Montag, even though Heidi totally made The Hills what it is and doesn’t even really need the show anymore and is practically the president of the United States now?

Yeah, well guess what? Maxim just released its Hot 100 list. Heidi came in at number 36, while Lauren came in at, get this, number 56! That’s right, a full 20 slots below Heidi.

Oooh; in your face, Lauren “20 Below” Conrad! Stings, doesn’t it? From here on in, you should be required to wear a scarlet “56” on your chest, to acknowledge your now-documented inferiority to Heidi Montag! Bwahahahahaha!