Owen Wilson Is Gonna Need a Hug

 Just as most people were getting used to the fact that they were a couple again, Almost Famous star Kate Hudson and failed suicide Owen Wilson have reportedly called it quits.

According to a Wilson friend quoted by People magazine, Owen did not take the split well. “It was a pretty bad break-up,” the source is quoted as saying.  “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

If his behavior in New York last week is any indication, Owen may be succeeding in that goal. He was spotted hanging out in hipster enclave Upstairs Bar with a pair of female companions.

But clearly, that’s just the false bravado of a broken heart. It’s public knowledge that Owen is a fragile soul.

Paging Woody Harrelson; bring a quarter-ounce and a towel for your shoulder…