Amy's No Longer a Newlywed
An awestruck Amy Winehouse wandered out of her home to gather up bouquets of flowers to celebrate the one-year anniversary of her marriage to incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
Even though it's possible that the drug-addled singer was shocked that her loving husband managed to send her flowers from behind bars, with her mental facilities in the state they are in, it's also just as likely she didn't know such a thing as flowers existed. The shots you don't see are the ones of her attempting to teach the flowers how to smoke crack.
Ever the romantic Winehouse has decided that not only is her marriage far from in ruin but she wants to renew her vows to Fielder-Civil. A source dished to the Sunday Mirror that the two have plans to reaffirm their commitment as soon as Blake is released, saying, "They want another wedding, a family and are even planning to set up a business together."
Fantastic. They should really open a pet/fireworks store. There couldn't possibly be any risk of something bad happening.