The Eye Has It (In) for Salma

Celebrity stylist to secure your Balenciaga gown? Check. Chopard jewels to dazzle and dizzy the crowds? Affirmative. Multimillionaire babydaddy who heads a luxury brands biz? Yep.

Alas, none of those things can keep the freshly mascara’d lash from falling off Salma Hayek’s lovely peeper as she graces the Cannes Film Festival red carpet for the star-studded premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Damned if she still doesn’t make the world drop its jaw in awe, though. That’s the difference between A-listers and you…