Brangelina: Lobster Dinners and Baby Names

Looking every inch the A-list couple, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt stepped out for a dinner Monday night on the Côte d’Azur with a few friends, including director Brett Ratner, AARP role model Mick Jagger and Clint “Dirty Harry” Eastwood, just to name a few notables.

Oh wait, let’s not forget two other distinguished attendees—Angie’s engorged mammaries. Holy crap, those things are enormous. They’re so impressive, in fact, that Brad seems unable to look away for more than a minute at a time.

People talked with a waitress at the restaurant Tetou, where the group dined: “Angelina and Brad are adorable. They are so in love. The whole table was super nice.”

But it’s not all lobster dinners and gushing between these two, according to ExpoSay.

Reportedly, Brad’s less than enthusiastic about Angelina’s suggestions for baby names. The site reports that Angie, a Gemini, wants to name their twin girls Castor and Pollux, a direct reference to her Zodiac sign. But Brad has objected, saying he thinks one of the names sounds too much “like a British cuss word.”

Yes, these pictures of Shiloh make it clear the Jolie-Pitt offspring will undoubtedly be otherworldly beautiful. But give the kids such awkward names, and not even their good looks will protect them from the trauma of vicious childhood teasing.