Dina Lohan’s Reality Series Is Really Sickening

In her new E! reality series, Living Lohan, Dina Lohan’s marketing herself as “One Tough Mother,” in the vein of a Sharon Osbourne. “The lion protects her cubs,” she tells the camera. However, her poor parenting would indicate that the only likeness she bears to said lioness would probably be the golden mane of weave she has attached to her vacant skull and her French-manicured talons.