Paris Hilton Does Some Venting
Egads, Paris! We know that your grandfather screwed you with the whole inheritance thing, but surely you can still afford to purchase a full pair of pants, right?
The elder Hilton sis made an odd sartorial selection yesterday, gallivanting through the streets of Beverly Hills after a suntan session in breeches that featured bizarre, thigh-showcasing vents. Perhaps she’s hoping less is more?
Of course, compared with some of the getups Paris has been seen in, this is practically a burkha. She must be on her way to a funeral or something.