Britney Spears Returns to Los Angeles

Britney Spears is a woman of action.

The part-time pop star/full-time wreck returned from her Costa Rican vacation—where she taught noted anti-Semite Mel Gibson the wisdom of Kabbalah and reportedly served as a cabana boy’s penis cozy—Monday evening. On Tuesday she was already making the rounds in La-La Land again, dining with multimillionaire pal George Maloof (owner of the Sacramento Kings basketball team and the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas) at West Hollywood restaurant Il Sole.

Good to see you staying well nourished, Brit; maintaining your level of crazy no doubt burns a lot of calories.

According to People magazine, Spears appeared to be enjoying herself as she shared dessert with Maloof. No word on what they were talking about; perhaps Britney was asking her moneybags buddy for a loan, now that she had to shell out and additional 10 grand to her dad, Jamie Spears, to make sure she doesn’t accidentally walk into traffic or something.

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