Christina Aguilera’s Cups Runneth Over

Christina Aguilera appears on the cover of Us Weekly’s “Hot Bodies” issue and reveals that since her pregnancy, her breasts have become the stuff of dirty science-fiction. Aguilera and her husband, record executive Jordan Bratman, welcomed Max Liron into their lives in January.

“It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before,” she says. “I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!”

Yep, Jordan is going to curl into a fetal position and cry when he sees those tags 10 years from now. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

The pop singer also says she has lost at least 40 pounds since giving birth. She could lose about 40 more if she would scrape some of that Revlon off her face. That has to be weighing her down. Besides, doesn’t the slutty clown look scare the baby?