Sharon Stone Gets Something Off Her Chest

That Sharon Stone sure is a silly goose.

During a break in the Cannes Film Festival festivities, the Fatal Attraction actress answered a question no one asked by playfully lifting her shirt and showing the cameras how her 50-year-old milk mounds are holding up.

People the world over are no doubt thanking you from the bottom of their hearts right now, Sharon…for at least keeping your bikini top on.