Amy Winehouse’s Addiction Goes International

Apparently, Amy Winehouse’s drug abuse is a problem that can no longer be contained by a single country.

British newspaper the Sun reports that the admitted crackhead will undergo a “very short, intensive and effective treatment” at a “renowned Israeli institution.”

Andre Waismann, a renowned opiate-addiction authority who will be treating Winehouse, claims, “All of my patients are discharged healthy and no longer dependent.”

Yeah, well, mazel tov on that one, Dr. Dubs. If you guys thought you had your hands full with Hezbollah, you ain’t seen nothing yet.