Denise Richards Finds Seamen She Likes

By: Celebuzz / May 23, 2008

Denise Richards is now denying Charlie Sheen‘s denial that an email his girlfriend Brooke Mueller allegedly received was a request from Denise to get some of Charlie’s sperm donated to the cause of her making another baby. Confused? Well, you should be because this shit is ridiculous.

The well-paid single mother dished to Page Six, “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that.” Ha! So succinct and discreet! The woman is a wordsmith.

Now, Charlie’s striking back yet again, saying he is researching high-tech ways to prove Denise really did send that email, dammit! His rep said, “This goes beyond a he-said, she-said. We have an offer from a [live] TV show. They will bring a computer expert to diagnose the email and to verify it was sent by her email address and to verify it was neither altered nor edited.”

The frenzy into which this formerly married couple has whipped themselves in order to create publicity for Denise’s reality show is quite impressive—almost too much so. If it’s somehow revealed that these two are in cahoots, then…well, hell, at least it’s been entertaining.