Mr. and Mrs. Wentz, Stealthy Honeymooners

Newlyweds Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have arrived back in the States after their undercover out-of-town honeymoon vacation and were spotted in New York City. Shortly after their nuptials, Pete called in to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show and told the pert host that their honeymoon would consist of lounging in their basement in Los Angeles.

Pointy-haired Pete dished, “We got some blowup palm trees. A little fake-n-bake tanning booth.” The new husband and daddy-to-be joked, “We’re eating DiGiorno’s pizza, getting in that tanning oven every once in a while, it’s great.”

In reality, the skinny-jeans-loving duo headed off on a secret getaway to the Caribbean and were sniffed out by the paparazzi, to whom Pete said, “the wedding was great, honeymoon was super great.”

And their hearts they beat as one. No more love on the run for these two.