Lily Allen Blogs Boobs and Booze

Talking ta-tas and tipsy behavior, Lily Allen addressed the recent pictures taken of her on the French Riviera, cavorting topless as well as those photos of her looking three sheets to the wind with her dad.

Newly blonde Lily had this to say on her blog: “For the record I was not thrown off anybodys yacht in Cannes, occasionally I drink wine with lunch and yes I swim topless…it’s not my fault if photographers follow me everywhere and need a story to print with their pointless pictures.”

She hasn’t yet fingered the individual responsible for her ill-advised blond tresses, although honestly, the poorly thought out hairdo has Amy Winehouse written all over it.