John Mayer and Jen Aniston Pulled a Fast One
In this world of 24/7 paparazzi parading, where no star goes unturned, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston somehow managed to become thisclose under the radar. No fanfare, no blogs and not a single telescopic photo.
Now, Page Six says the two were covertly canoodling for several months before they were ready for their PDA close-up. “They’d been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates,” a source tells the paper. “Then Jen realized it wasn’t just a fling and decided to take it public.”
Normally a rather nondemonstrative type, Aniston seemed to hang on the emo rocker’s every appendage, and though it did seem sudden, the tabs gobbled it up.
Nice way to rev up sans prying eyes. Pat yourselves on the back…then fondly remember the final remnants of your solitude. ‘Cause it’s over, buckos.