Kim Kardashian Kids About Babies

If there were ever any doubt that Kim Kardashian is the anti-Ashlee Simpson, she dispelled it at the season-opening bash at Hampton’s nightclub the White House over the weekend.

While the recently wed Simpson continues to play coy on whether she’s expecting, Kim momentarily shocked reporters by falsely claiming to be with child, according to People magazine.

Kardashian cohosted the summer-season kickoff with her New Orleans Saint boyfriend, Reggie Bush. When she was asked about the shiny ring on her finger, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star deadpanned, “I’m about two months pregnant right now, and we’re getting married on August 8 of 2008.”

This was apparently news to Reggie, who looked shocked until Kim added, “It’s a joke.”

Huh? First Kim made light of the Myanmar situation with her questionably tasteful PSA, now she nearly gives her boyfriend a heart attack for the sake of a paparazzi laugh. That girl sure has a strange sense of humor.

Kardashian also used the White Party to express her love for the color of the evening. “White is actually one of my favorite colors,” she opined. “I have a white car. I love white.”

Including, it would seem, little white lies.