Christian Bale Milks It in 'Dark Knight' Promotion

Christian Bale Milks It in 'Dark Knight' Promotion-photo

Holy lame-ass cross-promotions, Batman!

In the most questionable "Got Milk?" ad since, well, the last one, Christian Bale is seen posing in his Batman costume with an innuendo-laden milk mustache, looking all butch while hovering over the caption, "Others reload. Batman refuels."

Right. "Refuels." Is that what they're calling it now?

Sure, sure. The upcoming Dark Knight needs publicity. And milk helps, uh, build healthy bones. But it's difficult to imagine a supervillain encountering a Batman with a milk mustache and being vanquished by anything but his own debilitating laughter. 

And people wonder why kids are so screwed up these days...

 

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  • bawwow
    bawwow

    i forgot they still had milk ads

  • rockinout
    rockinout

    I WANT THE BATMAN SUIT

  • blondebomb33
    blondebomb33

    his mouth bothers me... i hate the way he talks