Human Shield Casey Aldridge

Jamie Lynn Spears plays peekaboo with the paparazzi in the parking lot of Wal-Mart in McComb, Mississippi, hiding behind Casey Aldridge, the presumed father of her baby-to-be.

Clearly, these two are determined to make a jokey CELEBUZZ prophecy a reality, and their efforts couldn’t be more appreciated.

Doing her darnedest to maintain a low profile by escaping back to Kentwood, Louisiana, the very pregnant teenage sister of Britney Spears thought she’d elude photographers by hiding out in her hometown.

Despite her stealthy retreat, the gestation has been dutifully monitored in every stage from its inception at the end of last year. At this rate, shots of J.Lynn actually giving birth don’t seem farfetched.

As for any talk of a wedding, In Touch is reporting that Jamie Lynn was overheard saying, “I don’t want to get married with a big bump under my dress.”

This sighting reportedly took place during one of her many Wal-Mart trips—quite possibly the one where she had an industrial-strength girdle on her shopping list.