Elisha Cuthbert Picks Up a Bum

Maybe it’s her Canadian origins that makes 24’s star daughter Elisha Cuthbert seem so natural, down-to-earth and as refreshing as undriven snow.

Even portraying a clear-faced porn star in 2004’s The Girl Next Door, Elisha brought an innocent candid good nature to the role.

It almost seems as if she might be an actual good person.

So, it comes as no surprise that Cuthbert—currently on hiatus from dating the entire National Hockey League in sequence—paused while exiting Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills to help an elderly, bleeding man to his feet.

The guy appears to have tripped in an ill-conceived attempt to gain an upskirt view of Elisha’s unmentionables.

He should have realized there’s no point in trying for a sneak peek of a girl when she’s always auditioning for the part of Mother Teresa.