Kim Kardashian Plays the Butt Card

The casual observer could be forgiven for thinking that certain aspects of XXX-tape superstar Kim Kardashian’s personality and presentation might be less than genuine.

But what kind of Superficial hater could doubt the reality of Kim’s primary sales point—her one-of-a-kind, double-size derriere?

Kim is not one to sit still for rank aspersions.

When a foul-minded Internet big mouth speculated that the Kardashian rump is beefed up by padding and form-enhancing panties, the response on Kim’s official blog was immediate and impassioned:

“To all you nonbelievers, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a–!”

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