Charlie Sheen to Take His Next Ex-Wife

Two and Half Men star and alleged combative perv Charlie Sheen is set to marry his fiancée Brooke Mueller Friday evening, May 30.

The impetus to wed might have something to do with pregnancy. If the New York Daily News is to be believed, friends of the couple have confided that Brooke has dropped hints that she’s bearing Charlie’s next future divorce settlement bargaining chip.

“They’ve been busy working on having a baby,” a source says. “They have been for a couple of months. It’d be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters.”

Sheen already has daughter Cassandra, 23 by his first wife, and Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 3, with arch-enemy ex-wife Denise Richards.

Guests invited to the wedding have been asked to wear “evening attire,” and will be taken by car to a secret location.

Denise Richards has reportedly been informed of when the wedding will take place so her children can attend. This could be a major coup for her new reality show on E!, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Because it’s crazy boring so far.

“They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come,” says the source. “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.”

Friends say that the relationship between Sheen and Mueller is the exact opposite of the one he had with Richards.

“They’ve both been sober for a long time now, and they support each other in a healthy, family-type lifestyle,” says the source.

Sid and Nancy had a healthier relationship than Sheen and Richards.