J.Lo and Marc Doing It All Alone

Asserting that they are wiping, feeding and burping their three-month-old twins, Max and Emme, without the aid of any illegal immigrants or pricey European au pairs, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have told People magazine they don’t need no stinkin’ nanny.

Anthony said, “She [Jenny] expects me to help, and she makes no bones about it. I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 on because we don’t have a nanny. It’s just me and Jennifer figuring it out.”

But the couple haven’t let parenting two infants get in the way of attending various red-carpet events, and daddy Marc is also currently touring the country to promote a campaign concerning childhood-obesity prevention.

The popular guess is that the skeletal Latin singer’s suggested cure will be “not eating…ever.”

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