Courtney Love Burned for Kurt Cobain’s Ashes

News of the World (about as reliable a source as Courtney Love, but a lack of credibility never hurt anyone) reports that Hole singer Courtney is claiming Kurt Cobain’s ashes have been stolen, along with thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry.

The distraught and previously drug-addled widow says the teddy bear bag with her husband’s remains has been missing for weeks. “I find it disgusting, and right now I’m suicidal.”

“They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere just so I could feel Kurt was still with me…I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me.”

Hmmm, she’s probably not alone in her disbelief.

In other news, Courtney’s still unable to find the mysterious individual who stole her old face, although suspicions are running high that it was a blind, epileptic, one-armed surgeon.