Gina Gershon Denies Rumors of Bill Clinton Romp
Actress Gina Gershon is bristling that a recent Vanity Fair article implies she and Bill Clinton had a romantic liaison (using romantic in its loosest possible interpretation).
In a profile piece about Clinton, Todd S. Purdum hints at “more recent high-end Hollywood dinner-party gossip that Clinton has been seen visiting with the actress Gina Gershon in California.”
In response, the Showgirls thespian is demanding that the magazine print a retraction of the statement, which her rep claims is “absolutely false,” accusing Vanity Fair of “irresponsible journalism.”
“Ms. Gershon has only been in the same room as President Clinton on three occasions,” the documents state, “during which she was always in the presence of anywhere from a dozen people to several hundred or more.”
For his part, the former President has also lashed out at Purdum, labeling him “dishonest,” “sleazy,” “slimy” and a “scumbag.”
If Clinton truly did enjoy physical intimacy with Gershon, then he has certainly moved up in the world—sorry, Monica and Paula and Gennifer.
who is she?
Bill just needs to stay away from the ladies. Or this is going to turn into another blue dress scandal. Like the one she’s wearing.
Poor Bill.
Poor Hillary! It’s another mess she has to sop up.
he’s such a skeez
If there were any truth to these rumors, Hillary would have eaten Gina Gershon a long time ago.
Gina Gershon is way too good-looking for Bill Clinton. Judging by the evidence that has come to light, Bill Clinton has contempt for his genitals and could not be interested in Gina Gershon unless she contracted small pox first.
By the way, Gina Gershon looks just like a girl I broke up with because every time we had sex, her noise would scare an elderly Japanese couple who lived two houses down from me.
I agree, kkblumush, Hillary needs to move out of the way. But first they’ll need to rent a crane.
well now it looks like she’ll either be VP or nothing! GO OBAMA!
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.†Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.