John Mayer’s Technicolor Dreamcar

Having recently adorned his arm with a full tattoo sleeve, John Mayer is single-handedly attempting to disprove any theories that human males might be the more ostentatious of the species by driving around in an under-the-radar sportscar.

Clearly, he’s not one to seek out the attention of the paparazzi.

That’s probably why he tends to date such low-key ladies.