Sarah Larson: Loony over Clooney?

George Clooney may have decided to cut Sarah Larson out of his life, but the rest of the world can’t stop fretting about how the former cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant is doing since their breakup.

Problem is, no one seems to have a straight answer.

To hear Fox News tell it, Larson is one crying jag away from doing herself in with a rusty razor blade.

According to a Larson friend quoted by Fox, “She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped. She’s really upset. Devastated.”

Then again, according to People, Larson might be the happiest gal in Sin City right now. The mag reports she’s back in Las Vegas partying it up with former coworkers and grooving to Pete Wentz’s DJ-ing.

So, what gives? Obviously, the media wouldn’t speculate about such an important matter without getting their facts straight. And clearly, a woman who’d just been dumped by one of the world’s most eligible bachelors wouldn’t experience mood swings…or put on  a brave face and drown her despair with vodka.

Give us your take in the poll at right. Your guess is as good as anyone’s.

UPDATE:  Ha, turns out it wasn’t those rampant randy pics of his lady that broke up George and Sarah. E! Online has learned the woman simply talked too much. During their relationship, the former Vegas, um, hostess waxed on to outlets ranging from Vanity Fair to People to Harper’s Bazaar. When it comes to his matters of the heart, not even Clooney does that.

“George is very protective of his private life,” a source tells E! Online. “He started feeling like she had spoken too much about the relationship. She wanted the fame…If he wanted to date an actress, he would. But he doesn’t.”

Not sure if fame of the good kind is on the horizon, but buh-bye, Sarah, it was nice knowin’ you.

Tags: Sarah Larson