Whiny Nick Hogan Gets His Wish

2008’s top candidate for World’s Biggest Twat, Nick Hogan, has been granted permission to exit solitary confinement in Florida and join the general population.

It’s time to tape those buttcheeks together and pray for morning, lil’ guy.

The son of famed wrestler Hulk Hogan, reality star Nick is serving eight months in a Florida prison for the August 2007 street-racing crash that left his best friend, John Graziano, in a permanent vegetative state.

Hogan, who had been drinking before the crash, had previously given interviews proudly stating that he regularly broke speed limits in his series of sports cars.

The criminal was initially placed in solitary confinement because of his age (18), and the fact that he’s short, blond and has an aura of “please beat the shit out of me because I’m a tool.”

After having a request to live with his mother under house arrest turned down by the judge, Nick will now join three other juvenile offenders in a cell, complete with a television.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office stated to TMZ the transfer was made as a result of “ongoing assessments of inmate situations.”

Squeaky entitled wheel gets the grease. Careful what you wish for, Nicky!

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