Eva Longoria’s Got a Brand-New Bag?

Are the Eva Longoria Parker pregnancy rumors true? They come and go…and now they’re back. If not with child, the Desperate Housewives vixen might want to lay off the snacks.

Eva and her hubby, San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker, swung by Armani Exchange in New York’s Flatiron District with stylist Robert Verdi yesterday.

While indulging her retail addiction, Eva appeared to be sporting a midsection protuberance under her little black dress and seemed to hold her shopping bag at an odd angle, perhaps to obscure a fetal resident ensconced in her womb.

It wouldn’t be surprising. If any woman would seem eager to prenatally expose her child to designer brands, it would be Eva. Perhaps she’s hoping her kid-to-be will absorb her sartorial tastes through osmosis.