Kim Kardashian Shows Her Big, Creamy Scoops

Kim Kardashian and her cleavage arrived in France today, in preparation for the Monaco Film Festival.

Tagging along for good measure are Kim’s mother, Kris, her sister Kourtney and her grandmother, affectionately known as “MJ.”

The Gallic sojourn is part of a larger press tour that will also bring the merry crew to Rome and Florence, before winding up in London.

Reports the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star on her blog,, “After hours on the plane and a stopover, we have landed in France! My mom, Kourtney and Grandma MJ are all traveling with me. We first landed in London, then took another flight to Nice. We got in at 10 p.m. and were starving so we went to go eat at the Cafe de Paris!…I am so psyched because it’s absolutely gorgeous here!”

While in Monaco, the amply buttocked celebutante is also scheduled to dine with Prince Albert.

Hmmm, there’s a “Prince Albert in a can” joke here somewhere. Little help, people?