Nicole Kidman’s Sheer Suggestion of Pregnancy

When viewed under a magnifying glass, it becomes apparent that there is some sort of roundness present beneath Nicole Kidman’s workout gear.

For a woman who is supposedly giving birth in July, Nicole’s stomach looks more like the result of a healthy Thanksgiving dinner than eight months’ worth of baby developing inside her uterus.

On a side note, reports that exercise addict Nicole will be gracing the cover of Vogue pregnant and in the nude—à la Demi Moore’s Vanity Fair and Britney SpearsHarper’s Bazaar covers—have been greatly exaggerated, according to E! Online.

Columnist Marc Malkin insists, “I’m hearing Ms. Kidman will be seen on the cover of the fashion bible wearing a custom-made dress by Oscar-winning costume designer Catherine Martin.” Big whoop…naked woulda been better.

After one of her regular workout sessions with husband Keith Urban, the 40-year-old  actress stepped out of a gym in Nashville, Tennessee, looking thin and trim in her leggings and sweat jacket.

This may sound old-fashioned, but whatever happened to keeping a baby’s birthweight low by drinking and smoking? Oh, the times, they certainly are a-changing.